Will, age 7
On the way home from a campus day after waiting for his turn on the swing: "When girls say, 'Wait a minute,' they really mean, 'Wait a long time!'"
How do you spell 'C', as in the letter C?
Nathan, age 4
And if it's not 'round here somewhere, it's "in my shop!" (Yes, Daddy has a shop.)
He brought me a broken tractor asking me to fix it. I showed him where a few pieces had come off that were missing and told him it couldn't be fixed. He told me to "buy some more pieces". I asked him where I would get more pieces and he said, "The pieces store!" Jeff and I both think he was talking about a local merchandise store that does in fact have a lot of pieces ( nuts, bolts, screws, light bulbs, switches, etc... by the bucket load!)
Witt, age 2 1/2
Overheard: "Chee Bang Bang... LOVE YOU!"